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Status Update: Saturday July 17, 2010
by: suninos

Mmm, Ronald Reagan....

Chapter 29: Red Tide
Status: Writing
Completed: Who knows (2,044 words)
Pirates. Everyone else, now with special stain releasing formula.

Chapter 30: Untitled Discworld/Fourth Doctor Chapter
Status: Writing
Completed: 1%

Status Update: Friday January 29, 2010
by: suninos

I know no one reads these updates, but on the off chance that someone does, if you like our fic, you have to see When In Rome. Why? Two reasons. First, if you want the next chapter out faster, keep me happy and help Kristen Bell's big movie do well. But more importantly, this movie is pretty much the exact sort of humor we do, so if you like our stuff, there's a very good chance you'll like the movie. And... seriously, KRISTEN BELL.

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If you are reading this post and wondering when the hell the next chapter is coming out, please comment and answer the questions: 1) Which community (or fanfiction.net if that's the case) you get updates through and 2) Whether the Susan and Adric chapters should be posted as separate chapters or only ever attached to "Main Story" chapters when we update the comms, like we did with interludes (Basically, right now, if an SA chapter gets posted without a corresponding 10 or 4 chapter, we don't announce it on comms until a 10 or 4 chapter gets posted). And yes, answering these questions does help get chapters out faster 'cause it reminds us to write rather than get some sleep.

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Chapter 28
Yellow Brick Road


As Christian threw the last of the paper money into their campfire...Collapse )

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Summary: The tunnels below Singapore don't go to Kansas and Calypso freaks everyone out.

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Chapter 27
The Shadows of Greatness


'Don't use the knife unless your life depends on it.'Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 26: Part 2



Summary: Cameron faces death as she spends two days with her Persian captors.

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Chapter 26
Sparkling Tuna Parrots
(Part 2 of 2)


Barbossa grabbed Jack the monkey by the tail...Collapse )

To Chapter 27: The Shadows of Greatness

Back to Chapter 26: Part 1



Summary: Our three pirate ships finally unite and sail toward an island oppressed by a dark presence while the intrepid Ch- characters (Christian and Chase) brave the dangers of the ruins of Singapore. Look, a parrot flying away with the next chapter! Get it!

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Chapter 26
Sparkling Tuna Parrots
(Part 1 of 2)


The funeral took place under moonlight.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 25: Sometimes a Strange Longing



Summary: Our three pirate ships finally unite and sail toward an island oppressed by a dark presence while the intrepid Ch- characters (Christian and Chase) brave the dangers of the ruins of Singapore. Look, a parrot flying away with the next chapter! Get it!

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Chapter 25
Sometimes a Strange Longing


'Does this skirt make my butt look big?' Bilis asked.Collapse )

To Chapter 26: Sparkling Tuna Parrots

Back to Chapter 24: The Water's Edge



Summary: We return to Gwen and Foreman because we eventually must. Turns out, a dark threat still lingers, and it’s not just Myfanwy come to take everyone to her love nest.

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Chapter 24
The Water's Edge


As Adric regained consciousness, a tangled black and white blur resolved into Susan’s snoring visage...Collapse )

To Chapter 25: Sometimes a Strange Longing

Back to Chapter 23: Part 2



Summary: There comes a point when characters keep falling into water far too often for it to be anything but some strange fetish on the author’s part. At that point, the author can make a conscious decision either to stop getting people wet or to embrace the fluids. Or, the author can write about mermaids, which is the best of both worlds.

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Chapter 23
Déjà vu of Déjà vu of Déjà vu
(Part 2 of 2)


Colon and Nobby patrolled along the river Ankh...Collapse )

To Chapter 24: The Water's Edge

Back to Chapter 23: Part 1



Summary: House and Vimes learn important information, but get very annoyed by Lord Vetinari. Donna gets suspicious of things. Carrot brings the Doctor, Owen, and Sarah Jane to a place they can stay, but it's not exactly what they expected. Wilson and Archimedes are lost. Also, where the hell is Tosh?

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Chapter 23
Déjà vu of Déjà vu of Déjà vu
(Part 1 of 2)


Tosh was pretty sure her eyes were open, but she couldn't see.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 22: Birds of a Feather



Summary: House and Vimes learn important information, but get very annoyed by Lord Vetinari. Donna gets suspicious of things. Carrot brings the Doctor, Owen, and Sarah Jane to a place they can stay, but it's not exactly what they expected. Wilson and Archimedes are lost. Also, where the hell is Tosh?

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Chapter 22
Birds of a Feather


Lisa Cuddy woke with a pounding headache.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 21: Part 2



Summary: Everyone's adrift.

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Chapter 21
In Which the Doctor Medicates Many People
(Part 2 of 2)


'Absolutely not!' Susan snapped.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 21: Part 1



Summary: Illicit affairs, drugs, murder, piracy, and tentacles. How scandalous!

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Chapter 21
In Which the Doctor Medicates Many People
(Part 1 of 2)


Elise von Lahnstein had really done afternoon tea right.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 20: Interview with a Vampire



Summary: Illicit affairs, drugs, murder, piracy, and tentacles. How scandalous!

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Chapter 20
Interview with a Vampire


Susan and Adric rematerialized amidst Death’s field of golden wheat.Collapse )

To Chapter 21: In Which the Doctor Medicates Many People

Back to Chapter 19: Fairy Tails



Summary: Fate drops Susan, Adric, and Ten in the middle of a feud between two aristocratic German families in the 18th century because, let's face it, fate's a bit of a bugger.

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Chapter 19
Fairy Trails


Everywhere, words have real power.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 18: Escape from Singapore



Summary: Rabid Rabbit Sally races Not A Turtle Donna, while elsewhere House gets Vimes into trouble and Carrot is stuck playing babysitter. Also, several dubious characters appear, and one of them likes to play fetch.

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Chapter 18
Escape from Singapore


Elizabeth surveyed Captain Jack Harkness, eyeing him up and down, and up and down, and then a little further down....Collapse )

To Chapter 19: Fairy Tails

Back to Chapter 17: Part 2



Summary: Time doesn't go forward when you're having fun, 'cause there's too much good stuff to describe. Elizabeth beats people up, Christian makes unexpected relatives, and Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner finally show up.

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Chapter 17
Into the Fire
(Part 2 of 2)


'They're called durians,' Gregor explained.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 17: Part 1



Summary: It’s all a bit domestic until rock golems burn down Singapore. Two of our heroes get kidnapped, Cuddy bids against Barbossa for a toothbrush, Gregor and Ianto bond over magic coffee, and sociopathic mermaids attack a ship.

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Chapter 17
Into the Fire
(Part 1 of 2)


A pause followed Lisa Cuddy’s declaration about her need for dental hygiene...Collapse )

To Chapter 17: Part 2

Back to Chapter 16: The Universe



Summary: It’s all a bit domestic until rock golems burn down Singapore. Two of our heroes get kidnapped, Cuddy bids against Barbossa for a toothbrush, Gregor and Ianto bond over magic coffee, and sociopathic mermaids attack a ship.

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Chapter 16
The Universe


The TARDIS was empty, but not for long.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 15: Divine Heroin Muffin



Summary: Wilson babysits an accidental addition to the TARDIS crew while everyone else goes to Ankh-Morpork and gets arrested.

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Chapter 15
Divine Heroin Muffin


The Doctor slammed the door shut, drowning out cries of 'Exterminate!'Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 14: What Happened Next



Summary: Timelines are in chaos as Ten breaks the time lock on the stolen Earth, the effects of the BRAIN factory battle reach Discworld and news of Elizabeth’s supposed suicide spreads across Singapore.

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Chapter 14
What Happened Next


Tosh could scarcely believe it.Collapse )

To Chapter 15: Divine Heroin Muffin

Back to Arc 2: The Search for Chula



Summary: Owen finds an orgasmatron aboard Four's TARDIS, Ten can't figure out the properties of ketchup, Cuddy becomes sex-obsessed, Susan has to deal with ducks infesting Death's Domain. Oh, and Daleks.

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Arc 2
The Search for Chula


Samuel Vimes awoke suddenly as if from a bad dream...Collapse )

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Summary: Three stories that will rock your world and then steal your lunch money.

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Chapter 13
Divine Tragedy
(Part 3 of 3)


Tosh slammed her wrists against the jagged edge of broken railing...Collapse )

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Summary: A finale chapter so epic it requires three posts. A battle in a factory under Washington DC, a sexual liaison involving House, Jack and Wilson, and a diagnosis for Gwen are just the highlights as Arc 1: Conspiracy Theories comes to a thrilling conclusion.

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Chapter 13
Divine Tragedy
(Part 2 of 3)


When the computer screens began spewing alien text at her, Cameron knew she was in trouble.Collapse )

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Back to Chapter 13: Part 1



Summary: A finale chapter so epic it requires three posts. A battle in a factory under Washington DC, a sexual liaison involving House, Jack and Wilson, and a diagnosis for Gwen are just the highlights as Arc 1: Conspiracy Theories comes to a thrilling conclusion.

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