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Chapter 13
Divine Tragedy
(Part 1 of 3)


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Summary: A finale chapter so epic it requires three posts. A battle in a factory under Washington DC, a sexual liaison involving House, Jack and Wilson, and a diagnosis for Gwen are just the highlights as Arc 1: Conspiracy Theories comes to a thrilling conclusion.

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Chapter 12
Words Fly Up


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Summary: Gwen, believing she is dying, wants to make final amends with her various love interests but only succeeds in stirring the pot. Everyone else battles onward toward the Drumthwacket transmats leading to the alien factory under the DC botanical gardens.

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Interlude
Modus Operandi


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Summary: Susan stalks RTD while Death stalks Adric. Jamie discovers the Internet.

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Chapter 11
The Highly Unlikely But Otherwise Excellent Adventures of Gregory House and Friends


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Summary: Cuddy and Jack fight off an earthquake while killer teacups attack House and try to kidnap Gwen. Chase is abducted by an old woman. Ianto and Tosh continue to live in soap opera land.

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Chapter 10
Do You, Mr. Jones?


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Summary: Cuddy goes Rambo and Jack gets naked... that’s really all you need to know, isn’t it?

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Chapter 9
The Ninth Circle
(Part 2 of 2)


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Summary: Tosh and Ianto go to Hell, while Jack and House merely go to the morgue. Foreman and Owen are locked in the morgue, but you’ll have to read to find out if the corpse lockers are the new car boot. Also, if Cameron and Chase were animals, what animals would they be? Here’s a hint: not ducklings.

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Chapter 9
The Ninth Circle
(Part 1 of 2)


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Summary: Tosh and Ianto go to Hell, while Jack and House merely go to the morgue. Foreman and Owen are locked in the morgue, but you’ll have to read to find out if the corpse lockers are the new car boot. Also, if Cameron and Chase were animals, what animals would they be? Here’s a hint: not ducklings.

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Interlude
How Do They Rise Up?


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Summary: Adric wakes up to find himself rescued by the Second Doctor and Jamie. His faith in the Doctor isn't exactly restored, however, when Two then loses both his companions in an abandoned, zombie-infested school.

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Chapter 8
Falling


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Summary: Six months since the last chapter (eep), Bilis sets out to rescue Wilson in order to woo Gwen, Ianto is held hostage by a woman threatening to cut off his pants, and Foreman and Owen share work horror stories in the morgue. Also, Rhys falls (literally) into Torchwood.

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Chapter 7
God Does Not Play Dice
(Part 2 of 2)


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Summary: Been a long, long time, but we hope this chapter’s worth the wait as we build up steam to the big Princeton finale. In today’s episode: House and Tracy engage in the medical equivalent of mudwrestling, Jack and Cuddy bleed all over each other in her office, Monty and Tosh are emo, Ianto gets mauled by attack dogs, Wilson is stuck in an elevator, and everyone else is stuck in Torchwood’s car trunk. This is the halfway point of Arc 1, which will have 13 chapters.

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Chapter 7
God Does Not Play Dice
(Part 1 of 2)


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Summary: Been a long, long time, but we hope this chapter’s worth the wait as we build up steam to the big Princeton finale. In today’s episode: House and Tracy engage in the medical equivalent of mudwrestling, Jack and Cuddy bleed all over each other in her office, Monty and Tosh are emo, Ianto gets mauled by attack dogs, Wilson is stuck in an elevator, and everyone else is stuck in Torchwood’s car trunk. This is the halfway point of Arc 1, which will have 13 chapters.

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Chapter 6
You Owe It to the World


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Summary: So if the government is controlled by aliens, who do you call? Well, probably not Torchwood. Gwen's on the brink of death, Ianto's stuck in Washington DC, Cuddy's going face-to-face with the National Guard, Tosh is undertaking a dangerous recon mission, and House is actually doing clinic duty in the middle of a lockdown. In other words, it's the end of the world as we know it.

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Interlude
A Break from Death


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Summary: Continuing from the first Interlude, Discworld’s Death takes a vacation and finds himself aboard a burning freighter on a crash course for Earth.

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Chapter 5
Fire and Brimstone


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Summary: Chase gets arrested for using Cameron’s breasts against the National Guard. A lamp attacks Tosh. One of the Doctor’s old nemeses kidnaps Ianto. House uses Gwen as a battering ram.

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Chapter 4
I Can See Your BRAIN
(Part 2 of 2)


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Summary: Part 2 of Chapter 4. Oh hush, we only went over by 600 words this time.

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Chapter 4
I Can See Your BRAIN
(Part 1 of 2)


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Summary: Cameron and Chase wake up to a mind-bending (literally) revelation after being blasted by House’s piece of alien tech. Ianto reveals information he learned while working for Torchwood One about an alien civilization that may be involved in the attacks on the Princeton-Plainsboro hospital. Tosh runs off to stalk the governor of New Jersey. Jack blows up the Republican National Committee headquarters in Washington DC.

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Interlude
The Mastermind
(Part 2 of 2)


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Summary: Part 2 of the interlude, because it was also too long to fit in one past. Hmm, we are sensing a trend here, perhaps?

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Interlude
The Mastermind
(Part 1 of 2)


This interlude is a story about the Second Doctor that can be read as a stand-alone (though all interludes will tie into the main plot later) that takes place after the events of "The War Games", his final broadcasted serial (excluding multi-Doctor specials) and utilizes the "season 6B" theory.

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Summary: The Second Doctor retrieves Jamie after he is temporarily reprieved from his sentence following the events of "The War Games". In the middle of their journeys, they decide to visit a restful planet where they can have some peace and quiet. Naturally, they land amidst a world of giant fanged mushrooms and religiously fanatical slugs.

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Chapter 3
All in the Head
(Part 2 of 2)


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Summary: Part 2 of chapter 3, because it was too long to fit in one post. Huge chase sequence with aliens and guns and screwdrivers.

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Chapter 3
All in the Head
(Part 1 of 2)


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Summary: We broke LJ. Seriously, this chapter was so long it wouldn’t fit in one post. Cracky overview? Bad things happen to Owen, Wilson gets hit on by the entire hospital, Jack accidentally spoils to House that yes, General Hospital does one day end, Tosh messes around with an alien phallic symbol that stimulates spiritual orgasms, and aliens invade Princeton-Plainsboro and attack Cameron and Ianto. And as if that isn’t enough, this is followed by an interlude featuring the Second Doctor and Jamie being menaced by monstrous mushrooms with big pointy teeth.

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Chapter 2
Three Kisses


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Summary: Tosh meets an attractive stranger who is fascinated by alien artifacts and has a name that begins with “M.” Magic 8 ball says: “All signs point to no.” Wilson has dinner with Jack and cries himself to sleep. Magic 8 ball says: “Ask again later.”

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Chapter 1
Hora Fugit


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Summary: A dangerous alien artifact that came through the Cardiff Rift is lurking somewhere in the Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. So is the Torchwood team, because Tosh and Ianto need to find it while avoiding Evil Nurse Brenda, Jack needs to stop hitting on Wilson while searching for the artifact, and Owen needs to keep punching out Cameron to convince House to take Gwen’s case. Oh yeah, and Gwen’s on the verge of death after beating up Ianto and stroking in the hospital lobby. No more coffee for her.

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Prologue
Sex (with Owen) Kills


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Summary: When an overactive Rift disgorges a strange alien artifact into the living room of Dr. Gregory House, Torchwood must travel to New Jersey to track it down, but what starts as a routine expedition quickly goes bad when a member of Torchwood comes down with a mysterious illness. Suddenly, aliens are invading the hospital and the teams from Cardiff and Princeton-Plainsboro find themselves in the middle of a war across time and space that will ultimately determine the fate of the universe itself.

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